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"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, questioning, suspect, suspects, fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, new, like, opinion, opinions, loud, colourful, colorful, crazy, design, pattern, unique
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, infant, infants, sibling, siblings, temperament, temperaments, car alarm, car alarms, noisy, loud, annoying, crying, bawling, sensitive, cute
'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'
"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, faux pas, fashion faux pas, tie, ties, crazy tie, crazy ties, loud, loud tie, ridiculous, gaudy, wide, men's fashion, men's, mens fashion, fashion for men, for men, cry for help, signs, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, insecurity, insecure, business casual, business wear, men's wear, mens wear, cry, help
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Tags:baby, babies, crying baby, crying babies, cry, crying, loud, noisy, annoying, disturbing, disruptive, travel, tourism, air travel, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplanes, sea travel, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, row, rowing, rower, rowers, oarsman, oarsmen, slave, slaves, slave ship, slave ships, history, never changes, some things never change
'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
Tags:husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrations
"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, film, films, movie, movies, british, detective, detectives, mystery, mysteries, crime, language, languages, english, accent, accents, volume, volumes, loud
'When Consumer Reports rated it 'The speaker-phone most likely to annoy your co-workers,' I knew I HAD to have it!'
'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''
"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
Tags:california, states, state, northern, north, south, southern, regional, region, regions, different, difference, differences, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, rural, rural living, countryside, life in the country, life in the countryside, pastoral, intellectual, calm, quiet, peaceful, environment, nature, gaudy, loud, flashy, materialistic, crowded, la, l.a., los angeles, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, travel, car, cars, driving, road trip, road trips
"Well, why can't YOU be more like a quiet woodland stream filled with trout?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angling, angler, anglers, woodland, stream, streams, quiet, noisy, annoying, nagging, loud, trout, fish, insult, insulting, angry, anger
'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'
"She's so Jersey."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cow, talking cows, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, field, fields, pasture, pastures, new jersey, states, state, american state, american states, jersey, jersey cow, jersey cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, holstein-friesian, holstein friesian, trashy, low-class, loud, obnoxious, stereotype, stereotypes, new jerseyan, new jerseyans, jerseyite, jerseyites, new jerseyite, new jerseyites
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'
'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'
'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective, and empathetic. In your case, I will settle for quiet.'
'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'
'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'