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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.
'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'
"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."
Tags:smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, display of affection, pda, public display of affection, public displays of affection, usher, ushers, lounge, lounges, lounging, makeout, make out, makes out, making out, make out spot, make out spots, theater, theaters, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas
A woman lounges topless on a sofa
Tags:dome, domes, bubble, bubbles, ecosystem, entertainment, sports, sport, football, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, american football, biosphere, living room, lounge, armchair, couch, couch potato, couch potatoes, drink, drinks, drinking, beer, beers, man, men, woman, women, tv, tvs, television, televisions, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, science, scientific, self-contained
'He's only hired to do the run. I still do the cool down.'
'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'
Political bias in the weather channel
Tags:area 51, area, studio, studios, studio 51, film studio, film studios, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, lounge, lounging, lounged, lounges, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyed, enjoys, have a good time, has a good time, had a good time, alien base, alien facility, aliens facility, tv show, tv shows, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, writer, writers, screenplay, screenplays
"He's an indoor cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, millennials, millennial, lazy, laziness, lounge, lounging, couch potato, couch potatoes, potato, junk food, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, square eyes, square eyed, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones
' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
Tags:frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, waiting area, waiting areas, lounge, lounges, vip, v.i.p., very important person, very important people, pet door, pet doors, doggy door, doggy doors, doggie door, doggie doors, important, importance, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, flying with pets, travelling with pets, traveling with pets, modern life
Coffee making instructions in the teacher's lounge.
Tags:teacher's lounge, teacher's lounges, teachers lounge, teachers lounges, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, coffee, coffeemaker, coffeemakers, coffee maker, coffee makers, lounge, lounges, instruction, instructions, long day, long days, caffeine, coffee addict, coffee addicts, school day, school days
"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"
Tags:bird, bird, fowl, crow, crows, feathered friend, birdie, anthropomorphic, bar, tavern, lounge, cocktail lounge, taproom, beer hall, rathskeller, watering hole, beer, wine, drink, drinking, alcoholic beverage, alcohol, liquor, booze, hooch, intoxicating drink, spirits, crowbar, iron, tool, iron tool, lever, wedge, construction tool, crowbars, toolbox, toolboxes, tools
Mindful of oneself
"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
Tags:emergency, emergencies, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, comic book, comic books, lounge, lounges, lounging, busy, too busy, can't be bothered, put off, puts off, putting off, pool, pools, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, nuisance, nuisances, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, blow off, blows off, blowing off
"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"
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Wife to husband whose turned into a pile of seed: 'If you exercised more, this wouldn't have happened.'