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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."
"What the hell do men want?"
"He's heterosexual, but he works out as much as a homosexual."
'But doctor, the customer is always right.'
'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'
'You'd think mom and dad would be happy with thier facebook status of in bed and making noise.'
'How many new eras of romance must I live through before I have a date?'
'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'
'Depressing, yet oddly reassuring to know I haven't lost my touch.'
'Any hot prospects on the horizon, Cathy?. . . Anyone new within a three-foot radius who's vaguely tolerable?'
'Where do I go to forget about men?'
'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'
"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I swing both ways."
"Sorry, Walter. I'm leaving you. There has to be more a relationship than wild sex!"
"No husband. No boyfriends. It's been so damn long, I'm reverting to virginity."
"So, how's your sex life lately?"
On the third date, Rex contemplated the comfort level.
'Why Henry... you naughty little devil!'
'How come all we ever do is neck?'
'I like my women like I like my grapes: fat, juicy & in a bunch.'
A man throws darts at a heart.
"She looks like my wife."
A woman and man kiss, their lips forming hearts.
Late Night Buddha Call.