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"True, it's been revealed that I have a second family, but, I assure you, I am a decent second-family man."
'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'
'Oh, no! A love rat!'
'He's suspended for the remainder of the season. His random test came back positive for infidelity.'
'At Rapunzel's? Sweetheart, I've been at the office. Why would you even ask such a thing?'
'You say your wife doesn't understand you? Here's my card. Call my secretary for an appointment and we'll talk about it. I'm a psychiatrist.'
'My wife thinks I'm in the Pentagon spending money.'
'Of course, they're all married.. this is a singles bar.'
'Our affair has been downgraded to a fling.'
'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'
'My wife understands me, but she's ugly as hell.'
'Love-rat Kyle's dumped me for a slapper from Year 2.'
You look like my kind of man.
'Tunnel of love rats'