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'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'
"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."
"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"
Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.
'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'
'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'
"I'm following a new revolutionary diet!"
'And I bet that's only the packaging!'
'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'
'I'm sure you're the salt of the earth, Fred, but I'm on a fat-free diet.'
'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'
Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).
'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'