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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
'He had a very high IQ when he was five, but he grew out of it.'
"Let's not spread fake news. That's not a black hole - it's Donald Trump's brain!"
'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'
'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'
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'No wonder you can't write...you're not plugged in!'
"What's up? No trash in your paper today?"