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"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"
"What gives a miserable piece of lowlife trash the idea that no one likes him?"
"Ah, Senator! A table or will you be eating from the trough this evening?"
This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.
'It's not that I hate ALL men. Just the lowlifes I'm instinctively attracted to.'
Not The Best Man,
"Sorry, kid. Santa is slackin' off this year. Here! Have a donut."
Mouth Breather/Bottom Feeder