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'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
"You are now fully initiated into the super secret savers club - you will receive twenty percent back on all in-store purchases."
"Do you have a Frequent Drinkers card?"
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'No, I don't want a bag or cashback and I haven't got a car park voucher or a loyalty card. I just want to pay for the newspaper and get on with my life.'
'Pick a card, any card.'
No - I do not have a loyalty card.
"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
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'Do you have a royalty card?'
'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'
"This is as far as your air miles take you."
'Den itz settled. We'll whack Jimmy the Toad tomorrow night. . . would youz boys like to sign up for our rewards card?'
'This isn't going to work out... it's not me... it's you. Oh, before you go, can I get you to stamp my frequent deadbeat boyfriend card?'
'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'
'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'
'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'
'I've got to say a divorce lawyer with a rewards program is unusual.'
'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'
"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"
"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"
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"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."
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'Since this is the third time I've robbed you this month, you're now a 'Platinum' customer and will start earning 5% cash back.'
'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'
'Sorry I was getting so many point vouchers I forgot the shopping.'
'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward. So that comes to fifty cents.'