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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptation, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"So much for your attorneys."
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'
Tags:hell, devil, devils, satan, satanist, satanists, fire, burn, burns, burning, fire exit, fire exits, escape, escapes, escape route, escape routes, safe, safety, health and safety, fire marshal, fire marshals, unsafe, pointless, useless, dangerous, danger, lucifer, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, demonic, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, sinner, sinners, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. No intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Tags:satan, the devil, devil, devils, demon, demons, lucifer, devil horns, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, president of america, president, wish, desire, protestation, prostest too much, devils lies, lies, lying, lier, liers, good vs. evil, evil, guilty, innocent, innocence, appearance of innocence
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
"I should have known - I hate the beach."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, hot, heat, beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, hate, dislike, torture, torturing, suffer, suffering, summer, summertime, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer break, travel, trip, trips
"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
Tags:corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
Tags:religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, devil, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, evil, roman catholic, roman catholics, roman catholicism, cardinal, cardinals, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, ecumenical, ecumenicism, acceptance, accepting, council, councils, vatican, vatican council, vatican councils, denomination, denominations, non-denominational, church, churches, council chamber, council chambers, philosophy
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, demonic, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
A chain of red elephants with the devil in the middle.
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
Subway from Hell
Tags:subway, the subway, new york subway, ny subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, commute, commutes, commuting, the commute, commuter, commuters, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishment, punishments, transform, transforming, transformation, fallen from grace, fallen from heaven, lucifer, descending into hell
"Around here, Walker, we prefer the term 'fallen angel.' "
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, fallen angel, fallen angels, lucifer, reprimand, reprimanded, told off, telling off, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, warning, warnings, warned, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"It's 3000 degrees but it's a dry heat."
Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.