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Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.
"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."
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'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
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"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
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"I was bless with a sense of entitlement."
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"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."
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"take your best shot, counselor."
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'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'
'And this is our strategic planning department...'
'Why don't you hail a cab? You always seem to have better luck than me.'
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"Use your White Privilege, Luke."
"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."
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"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
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Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.
'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'
'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'
Tags:water hazard, water hazards, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, gators, alligator, alligators, trap, traps, trick, tricks, predator, predators, prey, preys, golf course, golf courses, golfer, golfers, luck, lucky, lucky day, lucky days, golf ball, golf balls, brand, brands, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'And right here they merged...'
"You're on next. Break a leg!"
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