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'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'
"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."
'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"And he did it all with a flip phone."
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"Darren is still in the phonebook."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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"I'm here, honey... in the media room."
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."
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Down with technology.
'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"I'd like to see you do this online."
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"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."
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Colin was still struggling to get his head around how online dating worked.
"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"
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There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'
'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'
"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
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Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.
Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.
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Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Bandwidth - The average amount of fat on a particular group of musicians.
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