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"You forgot the launch codes."
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When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."
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Box Lunch: $10
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
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'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.
The mortician's lunch-box.
"Time to knock off for lunch?"
Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.
A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'
"My Dad made my lunch. That would explain the peanut butter and baloney sandwich!"
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"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
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'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'
'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'
"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."
"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."
'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'
'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'
'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'
'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'