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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."
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At the lunch ladies' lounge.
The latest in reality drama shows: 'Cafeteria Ladies.'
'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'
'I could have married anyone I pleased. Except I never pleased anyone.'
'We're having salad are we? I couldn't smell anything burning.'
"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"
"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."
"Principal Gomez! What are you doing here? Don't you in your office."
Tags:baldo, flirt, flirts, hit on, hits on, hitting on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, lunch lady, lunch ladies, school lunch, school lunch, faculty, school faculty, cafeteria, school cafeteria, pizza day, pizza days
"Chuwunken. I don't even want to ask."
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
Tags:baldo, school cafeteria, cafeteria food, cafeteria foods, lunch lady, lunch ladies, hairnet, hairnets, personal hygiene, food regulation, food regulations, regulation, regulations, stickler for the rules, rule follower, rule followers, micro-manager, micro-managers, micromanager, micromanagers, detail-oriented, new job, new jobs
"We'll be catering the school dance!"
"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"
"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"
Tags:baldo, return, returns, returning, reunion, reunions, lunch lady, lunch ladies, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, reunite, reunites, reuniting, cafeteria worker, cafeteria workers, cook, cooks, cooking, new school year, new school years, start of the school year, back to school, sentimental attachment, sentimental attachments, cooking pot, cooking pots, dutch oven, dutch ovens
"They love me...they really, really love me!"
Tags:baldo, lunch lady, lunch ladies, extra helping, second helping, second helpings, good food, good foods, cafeteria, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, macaroni and cheese, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, portion control, compliment, compliments, take a compliment, taking a compliment
"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"
Tags:baldo, salad, salads, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch lady, lunch ladies, chicken finger, chicken fingers, food hygiene, hygiene, poor hygiene, student prank, student pranks, prank, pranks, vegetarian, vegetarians, additive, additives, meat additive, meat additives, frozen food, frozen foods, preservative, preservatives, contaminant, contaminants, vegetarian, vegetarians, meat, meats, low quality food, low quality foods
"Tia Carmen?! What are you doing here?"
Tags:baldo, tia carmen, cafeteria, cafeteria lady, cafeteria ladies, lunch lady, lunch ladies, family member, family members, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, teen, teens, teenager, peer pressure, peer pressures, peer pressuring, sagging pants, sagging trousers
"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"
Tags:baldo, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, family member, family members, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrasses, publicly embarrass, publicly embarrasses, publicly embarrassing, condescend, condescends, condescending, green bean, green beans, vegetables, school lunch, school lunches, tia carmen, lunch lady, lunch ladies, cafeteria worker, cafeteria workers, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation
"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"
"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"