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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."
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The latest in reality drama shows: 'Cafeteria Ladies.'
At the lunch ladies' lounge.
'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'
'I could have married anyone I pleased. Except I never pleased anyone.'
'We're having salad are we? I couldn't smell anything burning.'
"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."
"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"
"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"
"What are you making, Norma?"
"Well, Carmen, you didn't serve chicken to a vegetarian after all. Turns out his friend put this piece of rubber in his salad as a joke."
"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"
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"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"
"This isn't a social call. There's been a complaint."
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"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"
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"Baldo, I haven't seen you at school."
'I need a bigger mug.'
"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"
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"You know, everybody says cafeteria food is good for nothing...but I disagree."
"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."