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"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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Rice Cakes Gone Wild
'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
Tags:accounting, accountants, crunch the numbers, crunching the numbers, number cruncher, number crunchers, accountant, accounting firm, accounting firms, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, office work, book keeping, bookkeeping, business, ledger books, ledger sheets, food processors, puree, break room, lunch room, routine, routines, habit, habits, working routine, working habits
Job Safety - Lunch.
'The company picnic is cancelled, but don't be too disappointed.'
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'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'
"I see you're saying grace. You should pray to me - I'll actually respond."
Tags:pray, prayer, prayers, prays, praying, prayed, saying grace, grace, god, gods, atheist, atheists, atheism, religious belief, religious beliefs, believe, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, secular, secularist, secularists, secular society, secular societies, christian, christians, christianity, faith, faiths, mocking, mock, sarcasm, precocious, precociousness, kid, kids, cafeteria, cafeterias, school, schools, student, students, lunch, school lunch, lunch room, lunch rooms, food
"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."
Tags:meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, business meeting, business meetings, strategize, strategizing, order of operations, discussion topics, discussion topic, issue, issues, lunch room, lunch rooms, lunch room etiquette, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, refrigerators, refrigerator, fridge, fridges, sanitation, sanitary
Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.
Lunchroom Talk: One step above drivel.
'You text too much! Why else would you be seeing messages in the alphabet soup?'
'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'
Testing his new laptop lunchbox.
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
Tags:bomb squad, bomb squads, bomb disposal, bomb disposals, bomb disposal team, bomb disposal teams, hazardous explosive devices, hazardous explosive device, bomber, bombers, bombings, lunch room, lunch rooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, sandwich, sandwiches, liverwurst, sardine, sardines, smelly sandwich, smelly sandwiches, robot, robots, bomb disposal robot, bomb disposal robots, hazardous material, hazardous materials
"Wish granted. A cafeteria."
Tags:cafeteria, cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, wish, wishes, employee lounge, employee lounges, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments
"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."