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"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'
"I see you're saying grace. You should pray to me - I'll actually respond."
"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."
Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.
Lunchroom Talk: One step above drivel.
'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
"Wish granted. A cafeteria."
"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."