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Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'
When the President's adviser makes a mistake.
Box Lunch: $10
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
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Pigeons empty crumbs from their lunchboxes.
'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'
"My Dad made my lunch. That would explain the peanut butter and baloney sandwich!"
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"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"
'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'
"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."
"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"
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The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches
"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."
'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'
"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."
'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'
'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'
'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'
'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'
'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'
'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'
'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'
'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'