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"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
Tags:europe, europeans, france, french, spain, spanish, smoke, smoking, confident, confidence, acceptable, accepted, foreigners, foreign, party, parties, health, unhealthy, lung, lungs, pressure, peer pressure, social pressure, pressures, social pressures, peer pressures, inspire, inspired, culture, cultures, cultured, stereotype, stereotypes
'Can't we all just get a lung?'
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, lung, lungs, breath, breaths, breathe, breathing, breathes, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, enhance, enhanced, enhances, enhancing, enhancer, enhancers, marathon, marathons, time, timed, times, timing, in the bleachers
In 'n out lung transplant.
Tags:fatigue, run, running, runs, ran, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, tired, tiring, out of breath, breath, breathing, breathes, lung, lungs, transplant, transplants, transplanting, in n out, quick, quicker, refresh, refreshing, refreshed, going to extremes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The Last Smoker
Tags:smoker, smokers, smoking, healthy living, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, social outcast, social outcasts, dangerous habit, dangerous habits, spectacle, spectacles, endangered, endangered species, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, reject, rejected, rejects, lung, lungs, lung cancer, second-hand smoke, second hand smoke, shs, ets, environmental tobacco smoke, sidestream smoke, smoking area, smoking areas, ban smoking, no smoking, no smoking areas
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'
'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
“Is the smoke bothering you?”
"Your lung capacity is excellent!"
Lighting a pack of Nicotene gum.
"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, family practice, family practices, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, stethoscope, stethoscopes, child, pediatrician, pediatricians, lung, lungs, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, diagnosed, physical examination, physical exam, exam, examination, examinations, physical, physicals
Sucking up Greenhouse gas.
'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'
'T.B. or not T.B.?'
'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
"You have the most adorable lesions in your lungs."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, patient, patients, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, ill, illness, sick, sickness, lesion, lesions, lung, lungs, solitary pulmonary nodule, spn, solitary lesion, solitary lesions, solitary coin lesion, cancer, cancers, cancerous, benign, biopsy, biopsies, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, adorable, adorableness, inappropriate, inappropriateness, inappropriate reaction, inappropriate reactions
"Roll over ... "
Puffins using inhalers.
'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'
"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"
"I'm afraid there's a shadow on your lung"