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"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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'Can't we all just get a lung?'
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, lung, lungs, breath, breaths, breathe, breathing, breathes, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, enhance, enhanced, enhances, enhancing, enhancer, enhancers, marathon, marathons, time, timed, times, timing, in the bleachers
'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'
In 'n out lung transplant.
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'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'
"Ease up on the exhale."
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The Last Smoker
Tags:smoker, smokers, smoking, healthy living, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, social outcast, social outcasts, dangerous habit, dangerous habits, spectacle, spectacles, endangered, endangered species, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, reject, rejected, rejects, lung, lungs, lung cancer, second-hand smoke, second hand smoke, shs, ets, environmental tobacco smoke, sidestream smoke, smoking area, smoking areas, ban smoking, no smoking, no smoking areas
'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'
'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
“Is the smoke bothering you?”
Lighting a pack of Nicotene gum.
"Your lung capacity is excellent!"
"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, family practice, family practices, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, stethoscope, stethoscopes, child, pediatrician, pediatricians, lung, lungs, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, diagnosed, physical examination, physical exam, exam, examination, examinations, physical, physicals
'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'
'T.B. or not T.B.?'
'Your lungs are in great shape, Senator. Do you work out?' 'No, I filibuster several hours a day.'
'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
"You have the most adorable lesions in your lungs."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, patient, patients, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, ill, illness, sick, sickness, lesion, lesions, lung, lungs, solitary pulmonary nodule, spn, solitary lesion, solitary lesions, solitary coin lesion, cancer, cancers, cancerous, benign, biopsy, biopsies, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, adorable, adorableness, inappropriate, inappropriateness, inappropriate reaction, inappropriate reactions