Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I expect you're all wondering why I called this meeting?"
'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'
'So, she has; Big eyes, big ears, a big nose and big teeth... Any other distinguishing features?'
The three little pigs taunt the big, bad wolf, as he remains in his house, fearful of catching 'swine flu'.
'... And we've just had one telephone bid.'
Wolf howls into a microphone at the moon.
'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'
'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'
A wolf in Shep's clothing.
'That's right officer, he says his name is Larry Talbot. He says there'll be a full moon tonight and that if you don't lock him up, he'll turn into a wolf and blow my house down!'
"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"