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"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."
'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.
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'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'
An angry skinless Crocodile has finally found the person who has his former skin used for bags and suitcases.
A Holidaying Crocodile has arrived at an Airport with his favourite Human-skin travel bags.
'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'
"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."
"The Christmas hamper you've been paying five pounds a week for since last January has just arrived, luv."
"You say it will pay for itself in no time? Good, when it does you can have TWO!"
"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."