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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"This is what you get in night court, sonny."
Wolfman riding in the Car
Unfortunately for Lester, whenever there was a full moon, he turned into the 'underwear wolf'.
"What the...I got a paternity suit from that scruffy poodle b***h from Inverness?!"
The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!
Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.
"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"
"Oh, it's not such a bad little island - except when the moon is full and I turn into a wolf."
'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'
The Curse of the Werewolf
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'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'
'You're lucky, I'm turning into my mother.'
'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'
". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."
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"What the hell was in that?!"
"Wow, looks like you are ready for Halloween!"
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"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."
"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."
Tags:halloween, halloweens, werewolf, werewolves, lycan, lycans, lycanthrope, lycanthropes, campsite, campsites, monster, monsters, horror story, horror stories, summer camp, summer camps, summer-camp, summer-camps, camp site, camp sites, campsite, campsites, vacation, vacations, mythical figure, mythical figures, mythical creature, mythical creatures
"I accidentally clicked on 'Save Changes' during a full moon and..."
"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."
"For the last time Helen, I'm on a murderous rampage. I'm not going to chew with my mouth closed."
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