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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"This is what you get in night court, sonny."
Wolfman riding in the Car
Unfortunately for Lester, whenever there was a full moon, he turned into the 'underwear wolf'.
"What the...I got a paternity suit from that scruffy poodle b***h from Inverness?!"
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"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"
'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'
'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'
'You're lucky, I'm turning into my mother.'
'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'
"For the last time Helen, I'm on a murderous rampage. I'm not going to chew with my mouth closed."
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". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."
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"What the hell was in that?!"
"Wow, looks like you are ready for Halloween!"
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"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."
"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."
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"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."
"I accidentally clicked on 'Save Changes' during a full moon and..."