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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
Venus Perjury Trap
"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, sleep rough, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, deflection, deflecting, reverse psychology, lie, lies, lying, pretending, pandhandlers board, panhandler's board
"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
Tags:fault, faults, weakness, weaknesses, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, skill, skills, hire, hires, hired, hiring officer, hiring officers, employer, employers, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, suck up, suck ups, biggest fault, biggest weakness, greatest weakness, lie, lies, lying, impress, impresses, impressing, good impression, good impressions
"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."
"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
Tags:side effect, side effects, medication, medications, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharma, big pharma, capitalism, transform, transformation, transformations, coverup, coverups, cover-up, cover-ups, conspiracy, conspiracies, big business, lie, lies, lying, pr, public relations, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, self-interest, self-interested, corporation, corporations, corporate interest, corporate interests, monster, monsters
"I know I'm perjuring myself, but I'm trying to make a point!"
Tags:perjury, committing perjury, liar, liars, lying, courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, the legal system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, priorities, argument, arguments, making a point, winning arguments, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fake news, making it up
5 day forecast.
Tags:forecast, forecasts, 5 day forecast, five day forecast, weatherman, weather man, news, the news, outlook, weather outlook, not a clue, wild guess, iffy, pretty sure, guess, guessing, guesswork, guess work, guessed, guesses, estimate, lies, lie, liar, liars, lying, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catcher, catch, caught, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, catchers, bat, batsman, batsmen, team, teams, game, games, excuses, excuse, get out of it, reasons, reason, lie, lied, lies, liar, lying, lier, come up with reason, reasoning, thought, think, thoughts, thinking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."
Tags:doll, dolls, favorite, favorites, favorite doll, favorite dolls, trauma, traumas, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, cruel, cruelty, fib, fibs, fibbing, traumatic, experience, ptsd, post traumatic stress, post traumatic stress disorder, dolly, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, decietful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, taking the stand, swearing in, oath, oaths, taking an oath, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, dishonest, ethics, unethical, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, god, anger, angry, religious, religion
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, forensics, mystery, mysteries, murder, murders, dead, death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, hurry up, quick, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, controller, controllers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., lying on, on top of, lying, face down, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, angry, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
"You should see the other guy! He's very big and just beat me in a bar fight."
"I banned the movie 'Christopher Robin' because people called me 'Winnie the Pooh.'""Maybe I should ban the movie 'Liar Liar.'"
Tags:president xi jinping, jinping, president of china, chinese president, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us president, delicate ego, delicate egos, egoism, egotistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ban, banned, banning, bans, banned films, film, films, banned movies, movie, movies, censorship, liar, lies, liars, lying, politicians, politician, political corruption, china
"And no more sex scandals!"
Tags:scandal, scandals, politician, politicians, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, two-faced, mislead, misleads, misleading, integrity, lack of integrity, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, compulsive liar, compulsive liars, political leader, political leaders
"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."