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"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'
'If a tree falls in a forest, and everyone is wearing iPods ...' (Tree is about to hit oblivious passer-by.)
New from Apple, the iCan.
'Moretti's in 'power save' mode again.'
Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.
'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'
PC World - Policemen's shop
'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'
"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."
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'No, I switched to Apple for SAFETY reasons! Every time I use a Windows computer, I get an insane urge to fly into the monitor!'
'Are you flirting with me?'
'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'
'You can never be me.'
'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'
iBores: iPhone on display stand.
This wasn't what Dug meant when he asked for an apple mac for his birthday.
Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'
Steve Jobs on the comedy circuit.
Sell the crunch, not the apple!