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'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."
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'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'
"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."
"The dongles have started connecting to each other at night for emotional support."
"Nice to put a face with a call."
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
Throw you away
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'
"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponry, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, shooting, gun crime, sword, swords, spear, spears, axe, axes, dagger, daggers, knife, knives, machine gun, machine, guns, rifle, rifles, arms, vengeance, revenge, retribution, violent, violence, getting even, security, safety, motivation, fireplace, fireplaces, mantel, mantels, dangerous, man, men
They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.
Tags:deer, antelope, antelopes, lion, lions, lioness, africa, run, runs, running, runner, runners, machine, machines, exercise, exercises, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, prey, hunter, hunted, hunts, hunting, survive, survival, fit, fitter, fittest, natural, nature, order, orders, cycle, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
Tags:technology, technologies, machine, machines, machinery, complex, complicated, complexity, convolute, convoluted, overcomplicated, labyrinthine, rube goldberg, industry, industrial, industrial design, industrial designer, industrial designs, heath-robinson, contraption, contraptions, confusing, confusion, confused, manufacture, manufacturing, lab, laboratory, equipment
"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, getting married, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, machine, machines, technology, music, wedding music, new age, traditional, modern weddings, modern marriage, convenient, 24-hour, 24 hour, quick, instant, immediate, wedding planning, vegas wedding, wedding chapel, wedding chapels, modern, modern life
"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
Tags:singularity, the singularity, machine, machines, take over, takes over, taking over, handtowel, handtowels, hand towel, hand towels, paper towel, dispenser, dispensers, hands-free, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, artificial intelligence, ai
'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'
Tags:maid, maids, service, cleaner, cleaners, housemaid, housemaid, servant, servants, cleaning, meter maid, meter maids, metre maid, metre maids, parking, parking metre, parking metres, parking meter, parking meters, top up, topping up, adding time, add time, time, quarter, mechanical, robot, robots, robotic, machine, machines, rich, wealthy, word play, wordplay
"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'