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"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."
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'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."
"These are cleverer than smart phones. They're graduated cylinders."
"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
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The Smartass Phone
Sales have collapsed, the phones are too smart for their users.
"Unfortunately my 'intelligent assistant' is cleverer than I am!"
Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.
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'Our human superiors like having us H.R. robots around so we can take all of their abuse at employee meetings.'
"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."
'The automated data mining systems have streamlined all processes so now it's moving on to obsolete system components, which, unfortunately, is us.'
When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.
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'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
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'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.
"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."
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"You are one of my people, Collins, but you could be replaced by one of my computers."
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"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"
Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!
Smart Phones and Silly Phones
"Do you think computers will take our jobs?"
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"If only we had extension cords, we could comfort each other."