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'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."
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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'
Bulltoon: Bull dozer!
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
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'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'
Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
'The big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 4.'
'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'
'I've found a spade I like Julia...'
Transactional Analysis - The Child.
'Oh picky,picky!! We TOLD you there'd be a little mess while we replaced the sidewalk!!'
Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'
'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'
"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."
The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.
"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."
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