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"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
'I just find women playing rugby so unladylike.'
". . . and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
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"Are you flirting or threatening me?"
'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'
'Honestly, what the heck are we wearing?'
The ladies don't like a wishy washy lizard.
'It doesn't make you less of a man if you can't understand the off-side rule.'
The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.
"She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood, thank goodness, remains intact."
"I'm sorry, Dad, but I can't accept losing like a man."
"In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all."
The men thing...
Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.
"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."
Sushi For Men...
"If you want to be a member of this gang, then the first thing you have to do is stop wearing that necklace."
'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'
'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'
"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."
'It would be better if my legion did not see me taking out the garbage.'
Penis Envy Facility
Once again, as he had each autumn for the past seventeen years, Lionel secures his title as the world's wimpiest man.