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'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'
'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'
'What kind of man are you, Steve?! Turn around and demand that he remove his feet from the back of my seat this instant!'
"Pie charts are girlish. We're men, we use steak charts."
'It would be better if my legion did not see me taking out the garbage.'
'How do I like it, dear?'
"You reek masculinity."
Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'
'He turned out hard boiled.'
Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's