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'If a tree falls in a forest, and everyone is wearing iPods ...' (Tree is about to hit oblivious passer-by.)
Bill Gates takes over the Pearly Gates.
'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'
Lemonade stand v Apple stand
'Are ye daft, mon? -- A Macintosh, o' course!'
'I know it's raining out, but don't worry about me. I'm wearing a rubber.'
Rain Supreme wetwear store: 'Get ready for summer!'
"Beware the mac people."
"About your 'Apple A Day' prescription...no charge for MacIntosh, but there's a copay for Honeycrisp."