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'No, I switched to Apple for SAFETY reasons! Every time I use a Windows computer, I get an insane urge to fly into the monitor!'
'Are you flirting with me?'
'You can never be me.'
'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'
This wasn't what Dug meant when he asked for an apple mac for his birthday.
Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'
Sell the crunch, not the apple!
'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'
'I met someone when I computer dated but we weren't compatible. He was PC, I was Mac.'
'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'
'I much prefer PC's to Macs...'
"Do y'know, the brain in a IMAC is no bigger than a fingernail? You two should get on perfectly."
'That's the last desktop search I initiate...'
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
We ran out of little umbrellas.
'I know it's raining out, but don't worry about me. I'm wearing a rubber.'
'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'
'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valey between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'
"Beware the mac people."
"Would it be alright, my love, if I postponed scaling high mountains for you and just pressed your mac instead?"