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'It looks like mad cow disease.'
"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"
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'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
Betsy decides to do something about her case of mad cow disease.
'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'
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"Sad cow disease"
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Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
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"You've got to lay off the Kentucky Blue Grass. You're developing SAD COW disease."
'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'
"Fish? Chicken? Beef? Then, chocolate it is!"
'First the good nes, Mrs Wimbrell - it's not CJD. But the bad news is that your husband has TMS...'
"Mad cow, deer tick, monkey pox, what's next?"
'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'
'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'
'It's real leather, but it came from a steer with mad cow disease.'
'The good news is it's not mad cow disease. You've got bad dow disease.'
Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches
"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."
"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."
Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.