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"Voter fraud is a total myth, but there is evidence that people voted for a total fraud."
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"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"
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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
'See? 'Till death do you part.' I wouldn't have just made something like that up.'
"I speak Latin, you know."
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'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'
"Let me teach you a new game."
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"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."
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Beauty is only spin deep
'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'
'Starting from bedrock again, Mom?'
"I reckon your schoolgirl complexion is due for expulsion any day now!"
"While I wait for you to put on your make-up, I'll go paint the church."
Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.
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