Mafias Cartoons and Comics

'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'

"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."

"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."

"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

'Feel free to shop around, but I'm confident you won't find a better hideout for this price.'

"My wife slipped me some tofu. I had her whacked."

"I don't want to retire. I want to spend more time with the family."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

"The Queenpin of Riverside Drive"

"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."

"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

'How about just a 'power nap' with the fishes Don Corleone?'

"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."