Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."
We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...
'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'
"I'm not sure I'd call ourselves victims of print's decline, but it sure is getting harder to sell fake magazine subscriptions."
"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."
"It's the doctor's idea. You can now download out-of-date magazine articles!"
Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle
Subscribe to Mega Bucks Magazine. Act now and get a free Learjet with its own carrying case. All this for one low price of five million dollars. Operators are standing by.
'We may have been a hung jury for three weeks, but I did get a chance to sell 11 magazine subscriptions for my kid's school field trip fund.'
'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'
'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'
'if this is a magazine subscription form you signed, why does it say 'Magna Carta'?'
'Well, if you haven't been ordering 'secrets of the ninja' magazine for all these weeks, who has?'
"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"
Thank you for your inquiry, Mr. Sapper, but I'm afraid it has to be for the current year. 1953 is no longer available.
We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.
"The doctor said I need to get my subscriptions filled."