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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
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"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
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"...and Jerry here has brought the gift of 'The Gab'."
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'Don't forget, the last time we did this it turned out to be some real estate promotion.'
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'
Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.
"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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The three wiseacres.
"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."
Regifts of the Magi
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"Go away. We're still Jewish."
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Three Parent Baby
If King Midas had been one of the 3 Kings...
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'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'
'Where were the wise women?'
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'Gold? Frankincense? Myrrh? Isn't there one thing in here I can actually use in this god forsaken desert?'
"Hang on lads! I think we've been following Tim Peake!"
'Did you keep the receipt?'
Three very wise men.
"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"
Wise Men with a Christmas Tree.
Boxing Day Blowout!