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"Stop catching the bullets!"
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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The ordinary Kreskin
A magician at Christmas
"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."
"Any checks, dear?"
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."
'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'
"Sorry, angel - showtime!"
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'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
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"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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"What do you mean you can't locate them?A pair of trousers can't disappear!"
"It was amazing that you made our money disappear. Now make it reappear."
"Who ordered the rabbit?"
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The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...
A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.