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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"How much do you tip your genie?"
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'
"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'
'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'
"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"
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"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."
"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
Alexa and the Genie
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Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.
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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'
"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."
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"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'
'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'
'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'
'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'
"You should have enabled 'Block Pop-Up Windows' before you rubbed the lamp."