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"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.
"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"How much do you tip your genie?"
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"
'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'
"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."
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"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."
"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."
"Give me a minute. Do you know how many people have touched that lamp?"
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"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'
"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"
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'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'
"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."
"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
Alexa and the Genie
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Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.
Tags:domestic, domestics, servant, servants, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, maid, maids, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, magic lamp, magic lamps, lamp, lamps, dusting, genie, genies, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jinn, jinns, jin, jins, role reversal, role reversals, wish, wishes, wishing
"Wow, another rat."
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"I want a full head of hair!"
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