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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
"I trust him - he has a science background."
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"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."
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"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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"I make big batches and freeze it."
"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."
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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."
'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'
"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"
"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."
"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
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Magic Potion Micro-Brewers
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"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."
"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"
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'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'
'Satchel...Why are you crying?'
'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'
"It's probably just seasonal."
Witches of LA