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"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.
"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"
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Optical Illusion Supply Company.
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
'Not here, Fred.'
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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'Just a little off the hips.'
'Please do not try this at home, unless you have a strong alibi and a brilliant lawyer.'
"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."
"Any checks, dear?"
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."
"I can't believe he brought her."
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"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'
"Sorry, angel - showtime!"
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Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.
Lincoln is forced to rethink his theory that you can fool some of the people all the time.
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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"You've reached that age where we need to regularly examine your hat."
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"Who ordered the rabbit?"
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"What do you mean you can't locate them?A pair of trousers can't disappear!"