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Voodoo for Today
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks
'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
Tags:wizard, wizards, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, magician, magicians, magic, magic spell, magic spells, crowd, crowd sourcing, crowd source, crowd sourced, crowd sources, heckler, hecklers, unsolicited advice, heckling, unwanted advice, magical duel, magical duels, wizardry, helpful suggestions, incantation, incantations
Transformed in a Business Woman
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, business women, business person, business people, businessperson, cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, transformed, transformed, gender issues, gender inequality, gender equality, sexism, misogyny, modern values, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, feminism, you shall go to the ball, fairy, fairies, equality, magic, magic spell, magic spells, business suit, business suits, business dress, business clothing, business clothes
Tags:hopscotch, summon, summons, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, incantation, incantations, satan, devil, demon, demons, demon worship, devil worship, accident, accidents, accidental, call, calls, calling, satanic, ritual, rituals, rite, rites, satanic, satanism, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mishap, mishaps
"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
Tags:cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipes
"As long as you're doing that, how about revitalizing the neighborhood a little, too?"
Tags:fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, pumpkin, pumpkins, carriage, carriages, magic spell, magic spells, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, revitalization, revitalizations, revitalisation, revitalizing, revitalising, economic development, economic developments
'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
Tags:magician, magicians, magic spell, magic spells, magic tricks, magic act, magic acts, resignation letter, resignations, magic, spell, spells, magic trick, disappear, disappearing, vanishing, vanishing act, houdini, office, resign, resignation, quit, quitting, notice, not going quietly, out with a bang, alakazam
"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"
"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."
"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"
Witch Employee of the Month
"This economy scares me!"
"No guarantees, right?"
Tags:toad, toads, frog, frogs, frog prince, princess, princesses, magic spell, magic spells, curse, curses, black magic, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, guarantee, guarantees, trick, tricks, lie, lies, kiss, kisses, deception, deceptions, stealing kisses, trick, trickery
"The kiss didn't work. I'm looking for alternatives!"
"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"
Tags:pinocchio, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairies, wishes, magic spell, magic spells, fairy, fairy tale, magic, wish, wishing, wood, puppet, children's story, children's literature, parody, fantasy, tree, trees, environmentalist, environmentalists, green politics