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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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Your Trial Subscription Has Expired.
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"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
Tags:cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipes
'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
Tags:magician, magicians, magic spell, magic spells, magic tricks, magic act, magic acts, resignation letter, resignations, magic, spell, spells, magic trick, disappear, disappearing, vanishing, vanishing act, houdini, office, resign, resignation, quit, quitting, notice, not going quietly, out with a bang, alakazam
"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"
"I can never remember...Is it white wine or red wine that goes best with children?"
"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."
Witch Employee of the Month
"This economy scares me!"
"No guarantees, right?"
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"The kiss didn't work. I'm looking for alternatives!"
"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"