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"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
"I think I know why the birds sound louder this morning."
Birds screech at a man while he eats eggs.
'Another successful heist!'
"So you are responsible for the biggest data piracy in our companys' history - Linda, my own secretary! Step away from the PC, you thieving magpie!"
"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."
"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."
"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."
Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.
"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"
Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!
'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'
'They call me Maggy...Anything you need while you're inside, I'm your man!'
'...and we haven't had blue tits since !'
"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."