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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"Mr. Hawthorne called, Madame. I couldn't quite make out whether he was bringing someone home or someone was bringing him home."
Hotel Disturb Sign
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, hotel guest, hotel guests, guest, guests, hotel maid, hotel maids, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, do not disturb, room sign, room signs, secret agent, secret agents, gun, guns, gun fight, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, bad timing, bad time, talk, talking
"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
Tags:maid, maids, service, cleaner, cleaners, housemaid, housemaid, servant, servants, cleaning, meter maid, meter maids, metre maid, metre maids, parking, parking metre, parking metres, parking meter, parking meters, top up, topping up, adding time, add time, time, quarter, mechanical, robot, robots, robotic, machine, machines, rich, wealthy, word play, wordplay
'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Welcome to the United States."
Tags:border, us border, us mexico border, mexico us border, immigration, emigration, migrant, migrants, migration, migrant worker, migrant workers, hard work, grunt work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, occupation, occupations, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, gardeners, gardener, day laborer, day laborers, stereotype, stereotypes, immigrant, immigrants
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"Surely not zero tolerance?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, threaten, threatening, gun, shoot, shooting, violence, death, dying, dead, gunshot
"I don't know for sure, but I think my home assistant is stealing from me."
"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
Tags:investment, investments, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, investing, invest, invests, technology stock, technology stocks, tech company, tech companies, portfolio, portfolios, maid, maids, kind word, kind words, downturn, downturns, bear market, bear markets, economic downturn, economic downturns
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
Tags:maid, maids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, hired help, help, helper, helpers, wait staff, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, gravity, upside-down, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, flip, flips, flipping, flipped, house, houses, home, homes, nuisance, nuisances, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, law of physics, laws of physics, defy, defies, defying
"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."
"If the truth be told, I prefer Biedermeier."
Tags:biedermeier, style, styles, furniture, german, germany, art style, art styles, middle class, 19th century, household, households, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, decoration, decorations, decor, decorator, decorators, interior, interiors, dining room, dining rooms, preference, preferences, ornate, simple, simplicity, working class, maid, maids
"I shouldn't have taken this job."
Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.
Tags:domestic, domestics, servant, servants, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, maid, maids, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, magic lamp, magic lamps, lamp, lamps, dusting, genie, genies, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jinn, jinns, jin, jins, role reversal, role reversals, wish, wishes, wishing
Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'
The poop scooper maid.
"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."
"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."