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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
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"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
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"Late, as usual."
A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
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"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."
'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'
"Frankly, I don't like the look of this jury."
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'Tell me your innermost feelings!'
'Tell me your innermost feelings!'
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'
PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'
"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'
"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."
Burglar asked to open chastity belt
"Cut my head off again?"
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George and the dragon.
"No offense, but I think I'll go with one of those internet dating sites instead."
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'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'
Knight in Tiny Armour
'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'
'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'