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'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'
"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
Hotel Disturb Sign
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
Tags:maid, maids, service, cleaner, cleaners, housemaid, housemaid, servant, servants, cleaning, meter maid, meter maids, metre maid, metre maids, parking, parking metre, parking metres, parking meter, parking meters, top up, topping up, adding time, add time, time, quarter, mechanical, robot, robots, robotic, machine, machines, rich, wealthy, word play, wordplay
'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"Surely not zero tolerance?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, threaten, threatening, gun, shoot, shooting, violence, death, dying, dead, gunshot
"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
Tags:investment, investments, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, investing, invest, invests, technology stock, technology stocks, tech company, tech companies, portfolio, portfolios, maid, maids, kind word, kind words, downturn, downturns, bear market, bear markets, economic downturn, economic downturns
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
Tags:maid, maids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, hired help, help, helper, helpers, wait staff, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, gravity, upside-down, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, flip, flips, flipping, flipped, house, houses, home, homes, nuisance, nuisances, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, law of physics, laws of physics, defy, defies, defying
Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.
Tags:domestic, domestics, servant, servants, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, maid, maids, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, magic lamp, magic lamps, lamp, lamps, dusting, genie, genies, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jinn, jinns, jin, jins, role reversal, role reversals, wish, wishes, wishing
"I shouldn't have taken this job."
"If the truth be told, I prefer Biedermeier."
Tags:biedermeier, style, styles, furniture, german, germany, art style, art styles, middle class, 19th century, household, households, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, decoration, decorations, decor, decorator, decorators, interior, interiors, dining room, dining rooms, preference, preferences, ornate, simple, simplicity, working class, maid, maids
The poop scooper maid.
Lady to caveman: 'Watch your step - I just waxed the stalagmites.'
"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."
"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
'I have to go to the bathroom.'
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
Tags:sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control
"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."
Tags:latinos, latinas, latino, hispanic, spanish speaker, spanish speakers, stereotype, stereotypes, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, racism, racist, race, lunch break, coworker, coworkers, white privilege, bilingual, multilingual, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters