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Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.
'Yeah, well, mate, that's the problem with internet shopping...things sometimes look different when they arrive.'
"Don't give me that 'typo' malarky...the agency sent exactly what you asked for....a male-order bride!"
'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'
'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'
"Of course your wife doesn't understand you, she only speaks Thai."
"Did you order fiancee?"
"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"
I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'
Home inmprovement store includes marriage material.
'You'd better come in while I phone the mail order bride company and tell them there's been a mistake.'
'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'
'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'
Dilemma of a man with no mechanical skills (Mail order bride requires some assembling).
"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"
"According to this, it's form an on-line dating service!"
"I knew he had a tie bride...!"