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You've Got Mail
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Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service
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A Mailing Day
Amazingly Inexpensive Courier Service, When You Absolutely, Positively Don't Need It.
If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?
"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."
"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."
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"They keep asking for zip codes because they figure your big butt must have one of its own."
Tags:zip codes, zip codes, post code, post codes, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, rear ends, postage, post office, post service, mail service, u.s. postal service, mail, butts, bottom, rear end, fat, large, marriage, husband, wife, insult, insults, bully, bullies, bullying
"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."
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"Did I put enough postage on that?"
Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption
U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?
Sorry, you were out when we called. . .
'Communications are down. Good thing we kept our Pony Express rider around.'
US Postal service faces mail delivery cuts due to lost revenues.
'I'd like to send this to Cleveland.'
'Email brought us SPAM, but on the bright side, it killed Saturday delivery of junk mail from the post office.'
US Postal Service: 'Sleet, Snow, Gloom of Night'.
Post at Post Office shows 'Missing Parsons'
'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'
'We don't want to interfere with your interests, Crawford, but would you mind using our regular inter-office mail service?'
'Reason # 23 for why the Post Office has financial woes.' 'Mail that in one of those boxes where it doesn't matter how much it weighs and put in this brick so we get every last cent's worth out of the service.'
'They carry junk mail.'
'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'