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'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
US POSTAL SERVICE
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'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service
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Mr. Zip in Trouble
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Pre-man - Man - Post-man.
'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'
"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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'We've finally addressed the problem. Now find a stamp and get it outta here!'
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
'I always thought he lived in Margate?'
'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'
Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.
'Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.'
If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?
"Keep it to surface wounds plus a 60/40 cut on the lawsuit and we've got a deal."
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"Yep. Looks like that email attachement had a virus in it." "I feel so violated..."
'Maybe the correspondence school doesn't even have a bus.'
"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."
"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."
How the Post Office works
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